Meggepcendun is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, stupid
aardvark.
Meggepcendun created dark energy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Meggepcendun, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Meggepcendun, it will come to you in dreams.
Meggepcendun's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Meggepcendun's Holy Commandments1. Run away from purple goats, for they are unholy.
2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.
3. Never think about nucleic acids.
4. Never talk about optics near eagles while wearing brown shoes.
5. Never eat rice.