Madtikaflat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, two-faced hummingbird.

Madtikaflat created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madtikaflat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Madtikaflat, it will turn you into a mole.

Madtikaflat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Madtikaflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Never think about gravity near gulls while wearing white shirts and balancing six aluminium spheres on your face.