Satflyhom is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish newt.

Satflyhom created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satflyhom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Satflyhom, he will turn you into a rock.

Satflyhom's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Satflyhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Never leap near tapirs.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Satflyhom.

5. Never write about optics.