Sadkopfly is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful
grasshopper.
Sadkopfly created viruses two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sadkopfly, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sadkopfly, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Sadkopfly's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Sadkopfly's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Sadkopfly in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never talk about special relativity near cats while wearing yellow corsets and balancing nine carbon spheres on your back.
5. Never jump in holy places.