Sadrulbut is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, sage dragon.

Sadrulbut created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Sadrulbut, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sadrulbut, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sadrulbut's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Sadrulbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing brown shoes and balancing four zinc spheres on your back.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always obey Sadrulbut's priests.