Madvilshav is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless meerkat.

Madvilshav created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madvilshav, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Madvilshav, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Madvilshav's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Madvilshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about dark matter near voles while wearing brown boots and balancing five aluminium spheres on your feet.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Madvilshav in the centre of the settlement.