Bednellgon is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective clam.

Bednellgon created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bednellgon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bednellgon, she will manifest in front of you.

Bednellgon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bednellgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Bednellgon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near hamsters while wearing red shirts and balancing four copper spheres on your hands.
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