Pagmigvan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical otter.

Pagmigvan created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagmigvan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pagmigvan, it will turn you into a frog.

Pagmigvan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pagmigvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.
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