Zedarthot Fiddidparkbat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, impressive squid.

Zedarthot Fiddidparkbat created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedarthot Fiddidparkbat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zedarthot Fiddidparkbat, it will strike you with lightening.

Zedarthot Fiddidparkbat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Zedarthot Fiddidparkbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Always help sharks.