Cubdabfed is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing fox.

Cubdabfed created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubdabfed, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cubdabfed, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cubdabfed's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cubdabfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.