Rigflowlat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, amazing lizard.

Rigflowlat created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigflowlat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rigflowlat, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rigflowlat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Rigflowlat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Never feed strawberries to geese while wearing trousers.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Fast once a month.