Bifwonab Sidpomgat Dagbutraw is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty ant.

Bifwonab Sidpomgat Dagbutraw created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifwonab Sidpomgat Dagbutraw, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bifwonab Sidpomgat Dagbutraw, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bifwonab Sidpomgat Dagbutraw's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bifwonab Sidpomgat Dagbutraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.