Migvoggof is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic tortoise.

Migvoggof created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Migvoggof, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Migvoggof, she will not invite you to parties.

Migvoggof's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Migvoggof's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Never sing near goats.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.