Cussjon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud frog.

Cussjon created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussjon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cussjon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cussjon's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cussjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never talk about gravity.