Megstigdub is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, almighty donkey.

Megstigdub created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Megstigdub, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Megstigdub, it will be very sad.

Megstigdub's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Megstigdub's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Hide from cyan snakes for they are unholy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about special relativity near shrews while wearing black boots and balancing eight carbon spheres on your back.