Fonfligdim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, dishonest giraffe.

Fonfligdim created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonfligdim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fonfligdim, he will turn you into a frog.

Fonfligdim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fonfligdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must love Fonfligdim.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Worship no other gods but Fonfligdim.

5. Hide if nine sharks approach from the north.