Kopgomlunponpog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, cheerful raven.

Kopgomlunponpog created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopgomlunponpog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kopgomlunponpog, he will not care.

Kopgomlunponpog's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Kopgomlunponpog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not keep four monkeys in a large pit.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.