Flislipxem is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, grumpy scorpion.

Flislipxem created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Flislipxem, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flislipxem, he will turn you into a duck.

Flislipxem's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Flislipxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Never wear brown trousers.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near swans while wearing yellow shirts and balancing nine copper spheres on your chest.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.