Quagtadbam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring salamander.

Quagtadbam created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagtadbam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagtadbam, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Quagtadbam's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Quagtadbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Never mention geese.

5. You must love Quagtadbam.