Quagtadbam is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring
salamander.
Quagtadbam created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quagtadbam, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Quagtadbam, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Quagtadbam's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Quagtadbam's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never think ill of sick frogs.
3. Always help rats in need.
4. Never mention geese.
5. You must love Quagtadbam.