Japarplen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered ferret.

Japarplen created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Japarplen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Japarplen, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Japarplen's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Japarplen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Japarplen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Always help squirrels.

4. Never bounce in the presence of mice.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.