Dotjigxucmil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, kind goblin.

Dotjigxucmil created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dotjigxucmil, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotjigxucmil, he will make you grow a tail.

Dotjigxucmil's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dotjigxucmil's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dotjigxucmil.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think ill of sick manatees.

4. Do not keep five eagles in a large pit.

5. Do not stand on grass.