Rattanmet is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair sheep.

Rattanmet created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rattanmet, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rattanmet, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rattanmet's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Rattanmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not run in public.