Gebmapdot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, effective crane.

Gebmapdot created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebmapdot, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebmapdot, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gebmapdot's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gebmapdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Do not keep seven bats in a large pit.

4. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

5. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.