Arntagkom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, egotistical otter.

Arntagkom created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arntagkom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Arntagkom, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Arntagkom's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Arntagkom's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the east.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat bark.