Sugmidnut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing crane.

Sugmidnut created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sugmidnut, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sugmidnut, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sugmidnut's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sugmidnut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Sugmidnut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.