Motjopsom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, amazing crane.

Motjopsom created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motjopsom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Motjopsom, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Motjopsom's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Motjopsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.