Matgembit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive chicken.

Matgembit created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matgembit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Matgembit, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Matgembit's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Matgembit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must never eat peanuts.