Gebbastkimbun Narvogyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating fairy.

Gebbastkimbun Narvogyarl created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebbastkimbun Narvogyarl, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gebbastkimbun Narvogyarl, he will send you a sign.

Gebbastkimbun Narvogyarl's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gebbastkimbun Narvogyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help grasshopers.

5. Do not commit murder.