Bestxinmid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able jackal.

Bestxinmid created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestxinmid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bestxinmid, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bestxinmid's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bestxinmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Put Bestxinmid first in all things.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Always help sick moths.