Begdogyok is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, selfish pigeon.

Begdogyok created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begdogyok, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Begdogyok, he will remove you from existence.

Begdogyok's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Begdogyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear pink stockings.