Karmigfub is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, conceited deer.

Karmigfub created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karmigfub, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Karmigfub, she will make you grow a tail.

Karmigfub's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Karmigfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always wear green.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Never write about asteroids.