Cussquillsand Jarnbegcim is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, caring shark.

Cussquillsand Jarnbegcim created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussquillsand Jarnbegcim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cussquillsand Jarnbegcim, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cussquillsand Jarnbegcim's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cussquillsand Jarnbegcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never wear indigo dresses.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Do not drink alcohol.