Tombenril is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, temperamental centaur.

Tombenril created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Tombenril, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tombenril, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tombenril's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tombenril's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Do not take Tombenril's name in vain.