Bamflagmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy hedgehog.

Bamflagmeg created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamflagmeg, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bamflagmeg, it will cry a lot.

Bamflagmeg's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bamflagmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Bamflagmeg on top of important buildings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.