Popdussbog is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous turtle.

Popdussbog created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popdussbog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Popdussbog, it will not invite you to parties.

Popdussbog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Popdussbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always wear violet.