Pomlibgil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, clever cobra.

Pomlibgil created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pomlibgil, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pomlibgil, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pomlibgil's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Pomlibgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near monkeys while wearing green corsets and balancing seven carbon spheres on your feet.

5. Always pray immersed in water.