Komtapdan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain lobster.

Komtapdan created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Komtapdan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Komtapdan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Komtapdan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Komtapdan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four voles approach from the east.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Always help nematodes.

4. Never talk about optics near whales while wearing black shoes.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.