Ligflatdab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful manatee.

Ligflatdab created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligflatdab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ligflatdab, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ligflatdab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Ligflatdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never wear fawn shorts.