Tanbodmat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unfair shark.

Tanbodmat created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Tanbodmat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tanbodmat, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tanbodmat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tanbodmat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Tanbodmat on top of all buildings.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Never eat green fruit.