Bumsabwip is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate goat.

Bumsabwip created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumsabwip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumsabwip, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bumsabwip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bumsabwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always obey Bumsabwip's priests.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near rats while wearing fawn corsets and balancing five tin spheres on your face.

5. Never pour water over plants.