Jenfenluncubwapkimcan Ingratwip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent dragon.

Jenfenluncubwapkimcan Ingratwip created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenfenluncubwapkimcan Ingratwip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jenfenluncubwapkimcan Ingratwip, it will throw large rocks at you.

Jenfenluncubwapkimcan Ingratwip's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Jenfenluncubwapkimcan Ingratwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must pray to Jenfenluncubwapkimcan Ingratwip four times a day.