Dossxenyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured hamster.

Dossxenyatt created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossxenyatt, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dossxenyatt, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dossxenyatt's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dossxenyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hide from fawn frogs for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.