Flisqueegfud is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent dryad.

Flisqueegfud created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisqueegfud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flisqueegfud, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Flisqueegfud's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Flisqueegfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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