Wapfunspag is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, charitable
butterfly.
Wapfunspag created Europe six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wapfunspag, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Wapfunspag, she will destroy your home planet.
Wapfunspag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Wapfunspag's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Never wear orange trousers.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
4. Never mention ants.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.