Wapfunspag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, charitable butterfly.

Wapfunspag created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapfunspag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wapfunspag, she will destroy your home planet.

Wapfunspag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Wapfunspag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never wear orange trousers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.