Gunstikbed is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, charitable
porpoise.
Gunstikbed created the Sol system five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gunstikbed, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Gunstikbed, he will turn you into a worm.
Gunstikbed's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Gunstikbed's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat grapes.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Always wear fawn.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.