Gunstikbed is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, charitable porpoise.

Gunstikbed created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunstikbed, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gunstikbed, he will turn you into a worm.

Gunstikbed's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gunstikbed's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.