Pidfutcamsak is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust bird.

Pidfutcamsak created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidfutcamsak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pidfutcamsak, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Pidfutcamsak's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Pidfutcamsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Hide if five snails approach from the north.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pidfutcamsak.