Damruttkam is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, idiotic butterfly.

Damruttkam created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damruttkam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Damruttkam, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Damruttkam's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Damruttkam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Damruttkam.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Do not stand on grass.