Damruttkam is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, idiotic
butterfly.
Damruttkam created the Sun three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Damruttkam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Damruttkam, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Damruttkam's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Damruttkam's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Damruttkam.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Do not speak about lemons.
4. You must never eat beans.
5. Do not stand on grass.