Niblinwitwab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, benevolent gerbil.

Niblinwitwab created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Niblinwitwab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Niblinwitwab, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Niblinwitwab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Niblinwitwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the west.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.