Natdumlat Nigflatjam is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, emotional lizard.

Natdumlat Nigflatjam created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natdumlat Nigflatjam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Natdumlat Nigflatjam, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Natdumlat Nigflatjam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Natdumlat Nigflatjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Always stare at clouds.