Cemhithit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless raccoon.

Cemhithit created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemhithit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cemhithit, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cemhithit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cemhithit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect five nickel sculptures of Cemhithit on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.