Jabnarcun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, happy frog.

Jabnarcun created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabnarcun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jabnarcun, she will throw large rocks at you.

Jabnarcun's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jabnarcun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four frogs approach from the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Put Jabnarcun first in all things.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Do not speak about peas.