Batsanyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking goat.

Batsanyarp created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Batsanyarp, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Batsanyarp, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Batsanyarp's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Batsanyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near bats while wearing brown hats and balancing six gold spheres on your face.